What? No caviar and crême brûlée?!

Apparently, the world's worst criminal is in a huff because the prison food at the Hague isn't up to his high standards. It's cute that he's so concerned about individual rights now that he's a detainee.

If anyone wants to donate money to send Taylor the finest chefs in Freetown haute cuisine, please contact his representatives in Liberia. Any donations of spit or bile, I'm sure much more numerous, can be sent directly to his prison cell.